...but we're both human, so you're almost tolerable.

School's been over for a while.

I'm awfully bored.

And kind of stressed out.

I don't know why I don't type in paragraphs. It's probably because paragraphs are usually cohesive and share a similar thought. I probably don't type in paragraphs much because one thought I am expressing is relatively dissimilar to the one before it.

I'm in a new business with my friends Freddy and Jay. We've entitled it "MFJ Productions." We make parodies of songs and music videos, along with the production of original sketches and random entertaining media.

We've made a parody of "Blame It" by Jamie Foxx (Feat. T-Pain), in both song and music video. We've since created our very own website (link at bottom). We are currently working on multiple projects for our next big update, and we hope to get a lot done for our fans in the near future.

Yeah, that's enough paragraphs for now.

Still not much going on.

That's it for now, then. I'll wait another month or so to update.

Bye.

-Matt.

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Here's a thing I've seen floating around.

I don't really -want- to do it, but at the same time...well, no, I don't really want to do it. I prefer people ask me what they want to know about me, but, honestly, just about everyone I know sucks at doing that, so, I'll do this, anyway. Everything is answered as truthfully as possible.

So...here it is:

[x] smoked.
[x] consumed alcohol.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex.
[x] had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family.
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn.
[x] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 8

[x] taken painkillers.
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone.
[x] wished someone to die.
[x] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 10

[x] missed curfew.
[x] stayed out all night.
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist.
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair.
[x] been in an accident.
[x] been to a club.
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL: 8

[x] been to a wild party.
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[x] had a spring break in Florida.
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands.
[x] wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] listened to rap.
[x] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 9

[x] dressed gothic.
[x] dressed girly.
[x] dressed punk.
[x] dressed grunge.
[x] stole something.
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything.
[x] blacked out.
[x] fainted.
[x] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 8

[x] had a crush on a friend.
[x] been to a concert.
[x] dry-humped someone.
[x] been called a slut.
[x] called someone a slut.
[x] installed speakers in your car.
[x] broken a mirror.
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 9

[x] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[x] cruised on mail.
[x] skipped school.
[x] had surgery.
[x] had an injury.
[x] gone to court.
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] caught something on fire.
[x] lied about your age.

TOTAL: 10

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[x] broke the law in the police's presence.
[x] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[x] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger.
[x] hugged a stranger.
[x] kissed a stranger.
[x] rode in the car with a stranger.
[x] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 9

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] been to a fair.
[x] been called a bad influence.
[ ] drank and drove.
[x] prank-called someone.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 9


If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead]

TOTAL: 80 (No, I'm not going to write "I should be dead." Every one knows that already.)

Have fun.